Monday, June 22, 2009








a biddy according to Answers.com

a woman, especially a garrulous old one.



a psycho-biddy according to Wikipedia

a dangerous, insane or mentally unstable woman of advanced years.
In some cases, the woman may be in jeopardy of some sort, with another party attempting to drive her to mental instability.
Often (but not always), there are two older women pitted against one another in a life-or-death struggle, usually the result of bitter hatreds, jealousies, or rivalries that have percolated over the course of not years, but decades. These combatants are often blood-relatives and live a life of relative wealth.


The psychotic character is often brought to life in an over-the-top, grotesque fashion, emphasizing the unglamorous process of aging and eventual death.
Characters are often seen pining for lost youth and glory, trapped by their idealized memories of their childhood, or youth, and the traumas that haunt their past.


a pensioner - according to Wikipedia

In common parlance, a pensioner is a person who has retired, and now collects a pension. This is a term typically used in the United Kingdom and Australia where someone of pensionable age may also be referred to as an 'old age pensioner', or OAP. In the United States, the term retiree is more common. In many countries, increasing life expectancy has led to an expansion of the numbers of pensioners, and they are a growing political force.



a biddy + pensioner = a dangerous old psychotic woman, who will talk until the stars burn out about all tragic world news events, is endlessly negative, driving all those within a 50 meter radius to contemplate suicidal thoughts or murder. Spending her OAP on extending her life expectancy as well as becoming a Medicare leech, having hip/knee/heart bypass and whatever else surgery all to ensure she outlives her progeny.


Clear the spare room.. 'the biddy' is coming!




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im an OLD BIDDY (93)
I like to talk about usage & other things with my friends, but they say they have no time. I wonder if there is such a thing as a young Biddy? If there is, perhaps they would understand what I mean about "usage" H

the BIDDY said...

get in line H93.. you old fart Congratulations on those innings! Perhaps it's not because your friends have no time.. a. they probably can't hear you! b.they are too busy queuing at medical centres or getting weekly lotto numbers in!
Best try and keep ‘usage’ to a minimum.. at your age..you may break something.
the biddy

Anonymous said...

Did you see the show on TV (ABC) last night about the old Biddy (100) who was competing in the current Seniors? competition in Sydney. There she was in the gym pumpin iron. She is in 5 events, including the hammer. Watch out what you say or she will toss that hammer your way!

the BIDDY said...

in my reply to you annon, are you a fool?
was probably way past biddy-by bed time so NO, did not watch the biddy on the ABC! I'll throw that hammer right back at her and at you too! i'm a biddy-bitch, and have the 'cranks' now..today & tomorrow..BTW there is only one BIDDY and that's ME!
Best to know this 'up front'!
the biddy

Anonymous said...

OOPs! Sorry you missed the show. I guess Biddy's especially need their beauty sleep.
I thought you had the cranks ever day. This is what makes you a Biddy.
I will remember you are the Biddy.
Pass the lemons please! H

Nikki (Sarah) said...

wow. you're scaring me. Sarah

the BIDDY said...

In reply to you anon (H)... are you as daft as i am?!
I repeat.. i have the 'cranks' until forever you goose!
I'm way past the need for beauty sleep - i don't sleep.. the Biddy lays awake at night concocting ways to make her remaining days here as painful as possible for those coming within a meter distance! You wanna make my day sonny boy – come give gramma a big hug – not!
BTW Lemons may be a good thing stoping frequent and excessive discharging of thin watery stools from the bowels! Do you suffer from diarrhoea? Hahahahaha!
the biddy

the BIDDY said...

Hi Sarah!
They only let me out of 'the home' occasionally!
You are game leaving a comment here!
Be afraid.. be very afraid.. hahahahahaha!
the biddy